Woman 1: Want some Vienna sausages?
Woman 2: Hell no! What kind of person do you think I am?!
Girl 1: [Boy], you're really taking AP History?
Guy: Yes, I am. How dare you doubt my...my...um...crap, what's the word? It's...it's...AGH!
Guy: Yeah! That's it! I never would have thought of that...you saved me!
overheard by maggini in tweed at 7:08 PM
Guy: Do you remember back in September when Russia invaded Georgia?
Guy: Yeah, when I heard that I was freaking out because I thought Russia had invaded the Georgia in the United States. A week later, I saw a map of Russia and Georgia on the television and figured out that Georgia was also a country... haha.
Girl: You went for a week thinking that the Russians had invaded Atlanta?!
Guy: Yeah, I just figured it was not a very big invasion. I thought that if it had been significant, it would have been on the Today show!
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