"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, August 09, 2010

I only eat hot dogs.

[In the grocery store]

Woman 1: Want some Vienna sausages?
Woman 2: Hell no! What kind of person do you think I am?!

overheard by r. burns at 9:53 AM 46 comments

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