"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Sunday, March 18, 2007

And you? A kumquat...

['Guys 1 and 2' are badgering 'Girl'...]
Guy 1: You look like an ape!
Girl: Is that a fat joke?
Guy 1: How would that be a fat joke?
Girl: Apes are fat.
Guy 2: You look like a tangerine, then...
Guy 3: Dude, a tangerine is a fruit, you mean orangutan.
Guy 2: Did we ask you?!

-Government