"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Yes, we sell stuff for that.

[I am buying a drink at the gas station. Another woman, who has just filled up her car, comes to the register.]
Cashier: Do you have gas?
Customer: WHAT?! [realizes she means gasoline, embarrassed]...I mean, yeah.
- Dairy Mart

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