"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Frankly, it stinks. [Pun intended.]

[I am in line at the store; there is a very grizzly man in front of me. In walks a woman whom he apparently knows.]
Woman: Hey, how are you doin', hun?
Grizzly: Well, I could be better, I got a skunk in my house.
Woman: You got a what?!
Grizzly: A skunk! In my house! I woke up, and there it was. A big black tail right on my face. Shoo, it's awful.

- Gas Station

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