"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, February 21, 2008

True Ambition

[Guy has just woken up after a long nap.]
Guy: I think I'm going to seize the day now.
Girl: Cool...how are you going to do that?
Guy: I have a box of Reese's Puffs that really needs to be finished.

-Late Afternoon