"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, March 06, 2008

A real catch.

[Kindergarten student, to Sunday school teacher]
Student: Guess what!?
Teacher: What?
Student: I've got a girlfriend.
Teacher: Really?
Student: Yeah, you want to know where she lives?
Teacher: Sure.
Student: You know that road where I live?
Teacher: Yes.
Student: Do you know that house with all the junk in the yard?
Teacher: Yes, I'm afraid so.
Student: Well that's where she lives.

-Sunday School

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