"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, March 13, 2008

...you freak of nature.

Girl 1: Here's something I bet you can't do! No one could do it at school today. No one!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: Try sitting on the floor, twirling your foot in a circle, and drawing a figure eight in the air with your finger.
[Girl 2 immediately starts to do so with ease.]
Girl 1: Wow! That is so weird! Oh my gosh, can you lick your elbow?!?

-Late at Night

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