Guy: So there was this bird that kept coming to our dorm window so we named it Furd cuz it was a freaky bird. But then...you know how puppies are so cute that you want to squeeze them?
Girl: ...Yeah.
Guy: Well, we decided to catch Furd so we could treat him like a puppy.
Girl: How did you do that?
Guy: Um...mouse trap.
-Dessert
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