"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, June 02, 2008

Hypocrisy most foul.

[Guy is rummaging in the fridge and talking to Girl on the phone.]
Guy: Oh! Juice! I love juice!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wait...it's empty. What kind of loser would put an empty juice carton back in the fridge?!
[A noise is heard.]
Girl: You just put it back in the fridge, didn't you?
Guy: Um...yeah.

- Kitchen

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