A political statement...?

Girl: You know what? I don't like Sweden...
Guy: Well, get ready, because that's what this place is going to be like when Obama's through with it.
Girl: What?!?

-Near School

True Ambition

[Guy has just woken up after a long nap.]
Guy: I think I'm going to seize the day now.
Girl: Cool...how are you going to do that?
Guy: I have a box of Reese's Puffs that really needs to be finished.

-Late Afternoon

Happy Valentine's Day!

Girl 1: So, my boyfriend got me flowers and a teddy bear and this huge thing of chocolate...and he made me a card and got me clothes and CDs...Oh, I love him SO much!
Girl 2: How nice...what did you get him?
Girl 1: Um...a case of beer.
Girl 2: Aha.

Hmm...

"I have a great idea. They should make soft pretzels that are covered in chocolate. And they should come with...with...dipping cheeses!"

-Kitchen

Too Much Technology

[Guy has just bought Grandad a GPS tracking system for Christmas.]

Guy: Look, Grandad! It's a GPS system. Now you can save all your favorite fishing locations! Isn't that great?
Grandad: Huh?
Guy: When you find a fishing site you like, you can save the location so you can find it later.
Grandad: I don't understand! Save it from what?!

-Contributed by Ada

Oh...really?

Girl 1: Oh, hello, I don't think we've officially met.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I've seen your underwear though.

-Contributed by Rachel