Nicknames abound.

Girl: Yeah, when I have kids they're going to have cool names. Like...you know, those organic names. Where you name your babies after flowers and trees and animals. I'll have daughters named Daffodil and Dandelion and a son named Snapdragon.

- Testing Groups

....buuuuurn

Guy: Let me touch it.
Girl: That's what SHE said.
Guy: Yeah....but not to YOU.

- Car

How romantic.

Guy: I wanted to prove to her that I really loved her, so I let her put her cigarette out on my arm.

- Hallway, Before 1st Block

She's on cupcakes.

[Girls are looking at pictures of fellow students hanging in the hallway.]
Girl 1: That one looks like her parents did crack. And that one...well, she just looks like her parents did Twinkies.

-D Hall, 3rd Block

Might be useful...

Student: Yeah, I studied for this chemistry quiz during church.
Teacher: Good. You'll know all about polyatomic ions...in Hell!

-Honors Chemistry

Giving us a good name...

[Students are talking.]
Teacher: Now...Let's not talk about killing your parents!
Girl: Killing your parents! But we're Americans! It's what we DO! Man, I love being an American.

-Honors English III

Maps?

Guy 1: The Jews have had a rough time of it.
Guy 2: Yeah, so have the Polish.
Guy 1: But that is just because they are Russian.

- Phone