Girl: So I'll probably have to shoot this guy who's stalking me. But then he'll wake up in the hospital and be like, "So was that a yes?"
Saturday, September 27, 2008
So was that a yes?
overheard by maggini in tweed at 12:13 AM 2 comments
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Very Medieval.
Guy: So we used to always go in Walmart and we'd get those...pool noodles. And we'd get bicycles. And you know what we did? We jousted. Yeah...
overheard by maggini in tweed at 2:55 PM 0 comments
Friday, September 19, 2008
No sense.
[Family eating at dinner table.]
Guy: Hey Mom, don't you think it'd be ironic if this guy Sonny was always thinking about something so that he had a gray cloud that followed him over his head?! I think that'd be pretty ironic...
Mom: Hmm... Seems to me that if he was always thinking something he'd have a lightbulb instead.
[Family eats in silence for a few seconds.]
Guy: No, that really just doesn't make any sense at all.
overheard by r. burns at 10:31 PM 0 comments
Saturday, September 06, 2008
If you say so.
"No! Don't take my sunglasses! I need them because I'm deaf!"
overheard by maggini in tweed at 9:49 PM 2 comments