...yes, yes that IS true....

Lady: If that snake bites me one more time, I am going to throw that snake in the road and see if it can get itself to the other side. It'll be like Frogger
Guy: Without the frog.
[Pause]
Girl: Or the GER!!

- Livingroom

Nothing personal.

"It's nothing personal...I just REALLY can't stand her."

-AP Political Science

Twelve.

"One day, he asked me how old you had to be to legally buy pot. I'm like 'Dude, it's illegal no matter how old you are.' I mean...he is so stupid."

-Living Room

Crazy indeed.

"Did you know that you can't buy babies on eBay? That's crazy! I mean, I looked and looked...and you just can't..."

-AP Political Science

IT's going to eat YOU.

[A bus of scholars is passing a Long John Silver's. They have an advertisement for a "Monster Fish Basket."]
Girl: What...what is a...monster fish? That sounds terrifying.

-Bus

You're the first to notice!

"I don't think Obama should be allowed to run for president. I mean...he's like...not even American. I heard he was from Hawaii or something."

- Lunch