Pouting.

"Don't make that pouting face at me. It doesn't work. It just makes you look like a puppy, which makes me want to kick you in the face."

-Orchestra

It's love.

Man [to wife]: Who said I was a conservative anyway? You, you liberal whack-job! Anyway, I was just coming in here to check on you. Make sure you're doing alright.

- First Block

Don't EVEN go there..

"Don't you make me snap my fingers in a z formation!!"

-Late-evening Banter

Even babies.

Girl 1: Don't eat that!
Kid 1: But, I'm a puppy!
Kid 2: Puppies don't eat babies!
Kid 1: Puppies eat anything! Even babies.

-Sunday School,
Contributed by Candace

Rejection via sandwich

Guy: No one's ever turned my down by giving me a fake phone number. I've just ended up making a lot of calls to Quizno's...

-Party

That's one idea.

[A large, extended family is having dinner. Everyone is awkwardly silent.]
Man [suddenly]: Well, we could pick somebody and do an intervention.

-Christmas

Omnomnommm.

Guy: I don't think I want to quit eating until I get some meatloaf.

-Late at Night

Symphonic.

Girl: But...how would you know it was us!?
Guy: Who else would bring an air horn to a symphony?!

-School

There's the word.

Girl 1: [Boy], you're really taking AP History?
Guy: Yes, I am. How dare you doubt my...my...um...crap, what's the word? It's...it's...AGH!
Girl 2:...'Intelligence'?
Guy: Yeah! That's it! I never would have thought of that...you saved me!

-Academic Team