"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, November 23, 2006

AND NOW...Eavesdroppers Goes International!

This time we're in...Italy.
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[Understand that Rome has the best ice cream in the world, with a gelateria on every street corner and everyone knows to get some ice cream. This couple was apparently uninformed.]
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Another Traveller: So which ice cream shop did you go to?
Woman: What?! They have ice cream here? Nobody told me...[frowns profusely]
Husband: [sighs] Me neither.
- Star Hotel Michaelangelo, Outside Vatican City
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Just a note: Earlier in the trip, the man got in a fight with Italian security at the Colosseum, and the woman got lost and left behind at the Vatican. Her husband did not go looking for her.

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