Girl: OHHH! I saw a really nice bag at Victoria's Secret yesterday, and I almost got it for your sister for Christmas.
Handsome Fellow: That sounds expensive. How much was it, mean she isn't spending a lot on you.
Girl: It was thiry dollars. You are right. If I was going to spend $30 at Victoria's Secret, I would put it towards a big 'ole bra.
Handsome Fellow: {Laughter} That's it. I'm posting that tonight!
(Make the connection.)
5 comments:
Actually, I think it was "I would put it towards a down-payment on a bra" which was even funnier.
You tell them all about it, you sexy walking companion, you.
Nice. You disgust me...
You're so very very sad. I have to agree with pokey.
i think you are witty...really really witty. without wax....
You disgust me you "handsome fellow".
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