"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Self-Adheisive... (Stop Licking Postage Stamps!)

[We are in Walmart, in the crafts section. Sunday afternoon.]
Mom: Excuse me?
Worker 1: [bewildered] Yes?
Mom: Do you all have self-adheisive felt?
Worker 1: No.
Worker 2: But we do have the kind that you can stick to things.
Me: [smirking] That might just work.

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