"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Terribly sorry.

I'm hesitant to post this because the subject was not to be taken lightly. The deliverance, though, was pure 'Eavesdroppers' gold.

[Our substitute teacher refers to Mayo Clinic]
Student: What's that?
Substitute Teacher: It's one of the most prestigious hospitals in the nation.
Student: Oh.
Substitute Teacher: In fact, I had a sister who went there... [then to herself, scowling] ...she died anyway, though.

-Animal Sciences, fourth block

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