Way to Be Pansies, Guys

[WE are discussing how the draft might be reinstated soon.]
Teacher: So, the draft might be coming back.
Most Guys: WHAT?!
Teacher: You wouldn't be for that?
Guy 1: NO!
Guy 2: Well, how could you get out of it?
Teacher: You can be mentally or physically handicapped, have a dishonorable discharge, or be Amish. So you're alright, [Guy 2]!
Guy 2: What?
Teacher: [laughs]
Guy 3: So what if you have kids?
Teacher: Well, too bad. Maybe if your wife was pregnant.
Guy 3: Well, that's what I'll do when I'm 18.
Teacher: They wouldn't want you anyway...and good luck finding a wife so quickly.
Guy 1: What if you like got in and then shot yourself in the foot?
Teacher: That would be stupid.
Guy 2: What if you move to Canada?
Teacher: I wish you would.
Guy 4: What if you said that you'd just shoot the people on your own side?
Teacher: I'd clue them in and have the whole class here testify that you said that was your plan.
Guy 3: I'm just going to be Amish.
Guy 2: What if you, like, get one of the people on the other side to shoot you in your toe?
Teacher: They probably would have shot you before you could bargain with them, or your own troops would have!
Girl: [laughs loudly]
Guy 2: Shut up! You don't have to GO to war!!!
Girl: I hope you get shot.
Teacher: Women stay at home because men are too lazy to do anything there so the women have to do it all.
Guy 3: That's because they're in the kitchen where they belong!
Girl: Now I hope you get shot, too.
Guy 2: What if you didn't have hands?
Girl 2: Or fingers?
Teacher: Just shut up.
Guy 3: Well this just really scares me. I'm scared. Thanks, [teacher].
Teacher: [laughs and continues discussion]

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This discussion lasted for about 30 minutes. I hit the high points, which was probably still too much...but whatever.