"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, December 11, 2006

And you're a genius...except when you say stuff like this.

[Girl 2 has been eating a ham sandwich. She finishes except for one bite and is getting up to throw her trash away.]
Girl 1: You might as well finish killing that animal, you know.
Guy: What? Are you like a vegetarian now or something? [She was eating chicken Friday]
Girl 1: Well yeah...except for when I eat meat and stuff.
- Cafeteria

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