"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, January 27, 2007

2%? Like arsenic.

[I am in the store... a woman and a little girl, about 2 or 3 years old, walk past the shelves full of bread. The little girl picks up a loaf of Butternut bread.]

Little Girl: Mommy, can we please get this kind of bread?
Woman: No, [honey], white bread's bad for you.
Little Girl: ... but I really like this kind of bread. I ate some at Nana's.
Woman: It's bad for you though...
Little Girl: Please?
Woman: No, I told you, white bread does bad things to you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't get her started on the butter and jam...

Anonymous said...

Yay, posts!
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