"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Her next question was "Do you speak Mexican?"

[I am washing my hands in the bathroom before lunch. Two redneck girls are talking through stall walls.]
Girl 1: So I went to Taco Bell with [someone] last night.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: Yeah. But there was like this red chunky stuff on my taco and it was all...spicy.
Girl 2: Was it...salsa?
Girl 1: Call it what you want, I don't feel so good.
- Girls' Bathroom

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