"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, February 16, 2007

Dominican Republic? In the Bahamas...

Girl 1: Do you think Puerto Rico will ever become a state?
Teacher: No, I don't.
Girl 2: Where is Puerto Rico, anyway? Isn't it somwhere off the west coast?
Girl 1: No, it's in the Bahamas, stupid.

-Government

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