"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, February 16, 2007

"Kentucky Fried Sandwich [Friend]"

[Sandwich friend is eating a grilled cheese sandwich during class. He stops eating and holds the sandwich out in front of him, looking at it curiously.]
S.F.: Hey, this looks just like Kentucky! [The sandwich actually has been eaten into the shape of Kentucky.]
S.F.: Cool, Kentucky Fried Sandwich!! [He then shoves the remainder of the sandwich into his mouth.]

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