"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, February 23, 2007

On to option #2...

Girl: What am I going to do if I ever have a kid... and it turns out stupid?!
Guy: What, you mean, like retarded?
Girl: No, I mean, like, dumb, no common sense.
Guy: I don't know...
Girl: ...I think I'll kill it.

-Hallway

2 comments:

r. burns said...

The original title was "Have a heart... like your mother," but I decided that was derogatory. Hmm...

maggini in tweed said...

Oh...but I like it so much.