"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Yes, it's illegal to drive while blindfolded.

[...at the court house, a secretary is on the telephone.]
Secretary: Yes, sir, it is illegal to drive on the wrong side of the road... Yes, if you'd hit the garbage truck it would have caused damage...

-Court House

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