"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, April 13, 2007

How Dreamy...Part II

Girl: So I had a dream that somebody stabbed this little mentally retarded girl with a screwdriver...in her skull. It was AWFUL!
Guy: Was it a Phillipshead or a Flathead?
Girl: I don't know...I was watching from my doublewide...But the night before that I dreamed that my Mom's preschool started enforcing the death penalty.
- Chamber Group

2 comments:

maggini in tweed said...

I hope you're hono[u]red again, Oshkawa, m'dear.
;laksjdf

maggini in tweed said...

Excuse that blurb at the bottom of that...