"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Well, you're missing the parenting classes.

Woman 1: Where did you go, [Woman 2]?
Woman 2: To take care of my son.
Woman 1: Awww...is he sick?
Woman 2: No...he's a lazy imbecile.
- After Easter