"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, May 21, 2007

But the skinny ones are like birds.

[Guy 1 has just accused Guy 2 of being gay.]
Guy 2: [Guy 1], I don't fly that way.
Guy 3: Only because fat people can't fly!!

-World Civ.

3 comments:

r. burns said...

Aw, this one didn't recieve any comments... and I liked it!

maggini in tweed said...

Well, now you left it one. :D

Chandira said...

Those are totally hilarious!!!

I heard one the other day, and thought of you, "And they say it can give you herpes"..

I should say it was just cathing the end of that unknown bizarre conversation, and not the thought of herpes! ;-)

Keep up the good work.