"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Motherly love.

Girl: My mom still has the first lock of hair cut from my head... I found it the other day! She also has my baby teeth.
Guy: Well, my mom saved my teeth in the console of her car, and then she sold it.

- Government

2 comments:

golfwidow said...

I am so glad I wasn't the buyer on that car. I'd be too scared to contact the seller about the teeth in the console.

maggini in tweed said...

Therefore when selling your next cars, remember to remove all body parts. Including teeth.