...or maybe it was a pitchfork.

["Junior" was supposed to show up for detention.]
Teacher 1: Junior supposedly got sick today and can't make it to detention.
Teacher 2 [sarcastically]: Well, how'd he do it this time?
Teacher 1 [walking back into his room]: I don't know, something to do with a sledgehammer.

- Middle School Office

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