"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sharing is caring.

[After reading an ad for puppies in the newspaper, an elderly woman calls to investigate.]

Woman: I really would like to buy one of your pups. Where are you all from, again?
Man: [Town A].
Woman: Well, I'm in [Town B], and that's an awful long way to drive. My son-in-law would bring me, but he died last week.
Man [startled]: Well, um... Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

-Telephone

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gosh! You'd think he'd be doing something useful instead. The woman needs a ride for heaven's sake! Dead?!? Please!

Unknown said...

i know seriously...all she wants is to get a puppy