"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, June 02, 2007

...Go figure.

Redneck 1: Hey! Will you hold this hand sanitizer in your hand while I light it?
Redneck 2: Sure.
[pause]
Redneck 1: Is anything happening?
Redneck 2: No, it just hurts really bad.

-Lunch Line, contributed by Oshkawa

3 comments:

r. burns said...

We're in the midst of a depressing comment drought.

maggini in tweed said...

I know...as usual we'll make up for all the others.

Anonymous said...

XD