"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, August 27, 2007

Please don't become a pilot....

Girl 1: Why do you have a southern accent if you are from Arkansas?
Teacher: Where do you think Arkansas is?
Girl 1: Ummm....up there by Washington (the state)?
Girl 2: NO! It is up by Michigan!

- Algebra

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