"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Why would they do that?

[A man is driving his daughters to school. Every morning, he takes a different route to the school.]
Girl: Why don't you ever take the same route twice?! It drives me crazy.
Man: Yeah, but when you don't establish a pattern, it's harder for them to bushwhack you!

-Inside a Truck

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