It'll look great with my sofa.

Girl: Our crazy neighbor woman came up to my dad with this mutated dog and was like,
"Hey, I found a chupa cabra," and my dad was like,
"No, lady, that's a mutated dog. There's probably five or six of those running around somewhere." Then she was like,
"Well, I'm taking it to a taxidermist."

-Livestock Club Meeting