"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, November 09, 2007

"Gross!"

[After lunch, 'Teacher' is obviously eating Goldfish crackers.]

Guy: What are you eating?
Teacher: Goldfish. Want some?
Guy: Old fish?! What?
Teacher: Goldfish.
Guy: Cold fish?!?
Teacher: No, goldfish.
Guy: Man, I was about to say, "Gross!"

-Humanities

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