Brother 1: I dropped somebody's present coming inside. I hope it isn't broken.
Brother 2: Well, you know it wasn't mine, because you didn't get me anything. I hate you.
Brother 1: 'Tis the season.
Brother 2: I wanna learn to play billiards, somebody loan me a pool table.
-Christmas Eve Dinner
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I've heard this one, but I still love it.
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