"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Void.

[Two High School boys are talking.]
Guy 1:
So you're going to go see your girlfriend...at the MIDDLE school?
Guy 2: Uh...yeah.
Guy 1: Ew, she's like in eighth or seventh or sixth grade....
Guy 2: Yeah, but she is HOT.
Guy 1: Dude, that doesn't matter. You have...facial hair! That makes her hotness void.

- Band Hall

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