"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, May 30, 2008

Yeah....

[Woman calls in to the Agriculture Extension Office to ask a question].

Woman: I have a problem.
Guy: What's that?
Woman: Last year I planted seedless watermelons in my garden. They were really good, but now this year, I don't have any seeds to plant. What do I do?!?!
Guy: Well, ma'am, you could go back to where you bought the first seeds and get more.
Woman: Oh. Well, damn.

- Phone (Extension Office)

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