Drama!

Girl 1: It's less fun than a nursing home in here.
Girl 2: Hey...nursing homes can be fun...
Girl 3: Yeah...especially when you meet some crazy old woman who thinks you're her son and she throws apple juice all over you...

-Dorm Lobby

See the parallels?

(On the way to a Buddhist Zen Center)
Girl 1: So what do you expect here?
Guy: I'm expecting to see a bunch of bald guys in orange.
Girl 2: Um...We're not going to prison...

-On the Van

Oooo...Math Fight.

[A table is discussing angles in radians and degrees. They have a dispute.]
Guy: I still hold dear to my heart that 2 pi is 360 degrees, NOT 0 degrees.
Girl: I think that 2 pi is yummy. By 2 pi, I'm half full.

-Dining Hall

...or that.

Driver: I figured I would pick you up around quarter til nine. I think that that should give us plenty of time.
Girl: Oh, really? We left a LOT earlier than that last year.
Driver: O, gosh. Maybe we should leave earlier. When did you leave last year?
Girl: We left at 8:45.

- Church

The Real Story

"Yeah, I know a guy who died from having acid reflux. Well, really he choked. Like...on a piece of ham. But we all know that what really happened was that he OD'd."

-Dorm

How smelly.

"Was she the one who got a refridgerator that turned out to be a closet...and then she just pretended it was a fridge and put stuff in it anyway?"

- Dorm

What a party...

Guy: We were playing hide and seek and I was hiding in this closet for like two hours before I realized that everyone had abandoned me to go play dress-up.

-Dining Hall