"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Monday, July 21, 2008

See the parallels?

(On the way to a Buddhist Zen Center)
Girl 1: So what do you expect here?
Guy: I'm expecting to see a bunch of bald guys in orange.
Girl 2: Um...We're not going to prison...

-On the Van

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