"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The thought that counts.

[Girl is in the hospital after having her appendix removed, and her boyfriend comes to visit.]
Guy: Aww... I'm so sorry you're feeling bad.
Girl: Thanks...
Guy: I went to go get you some flowers, but then I saw how much they cost and decided I need gas money more.

-Hospital

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