"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Bovine Humor...

[Two girls are watching cattle being shown.]

Girl 1: That's an ugly cow.
Girl 2: YOU'RE an ugly cow.
Girl 1: I'm not a cow!... because I haven't had a calf yet... I'm a heifer.

1 comment:

maggini in tweed said...

Glad to hear that your trip was good...;)