Constitution Day

Someone else actually overheard this, but here it is.

[It's Constitution Day. Our Government class is hosting a program for 5th graders where we taught them about the Constitution. Next to my station, where I taught about the Bill of Rights was where this took place. "Betsy Ross" told me about it.]

5th Grader: [to Betsy Ross impersonator] So how many times have you been married?
Betsy Ross: I've been married twice.
5th Grader: HA! My mommy beat you. She's been married THREE times!!!
-Constitution Day, HS Gym