"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I think this class needs some Bubble Yum.

[The guy who has been sleeping on the floor of our Honors Algebra II class has just regained conciousness. The first thing out of his mouth was this.]
Star Student: [sticks head under nearest desk and curses loudly] There's no gum under here! Does anyone have any gum?!
- Fourth Block

[I would like to take this opporunity to relevantly mention that I am finished with Honors Algebra II. Forever.]

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