"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Right! I almost hit you...

[The other two editors of this blog and I are at my orchestra concert. They hadn't met some of my friends from there. The said friends walk into the room.]
Editor 1: Have we met them? I know I've met her [friend 1] but not her [friend 2].
Friend 1: No, no...you met her, too. Remember? You said she looked like a deer in the headlights!
Friend 2: [Looks shocked...namely like a...a deer in the headlights.]
- The Opera House

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