"More of your conversation would infect my brain." -William Shakespeare in Coriolanus Act II, scene i

Friday, January 26, 2007

My kingdom! My kingdom for a....raisin...

[We are taking tests for an Academic Team competition. They are very difficult. Teacher tries to persuade Student to finish his essay question.]
Teacher: C'mon. I know you can at least finish this one. Go do it.
Student: [Thinks for a moment] Give me a raisin, and I'll consider it.
- "5th Block"

4 comments:

maggini in tweed said...

Sorry for this cheap shot, Dan Cafe, but I needed a post and found this rather humorous...;)

Anonymous said...

I can accept this one under one circumstance...I want a raisin.

Anonymous said...

you shall have them on monday. ;)

Anonymous said...

make that tomorrow.
The YOGURT RAISINS are in my purse. Remind me at lunch. (You get the yogurt since I forgot yesterday...)