Delicious.

Sandwich Friend: Cheetos are forever ruined for me, they remind me of little fat kids.
Girl: Why do they do that?
Sandwich Friend: ...because when I was in second grade, there was this big, fat kid who also smelled bad who used to push me out of my chair in the cafeteria. The he'd sit there in my chair and eat Cheetos. I'd have to sit there in the cafeteria floor and eat my Cheetos. I'm scarred for life.

-Government